And then it ended. Bad Baby is back. yay.
Today he's made a mess with toothpaste, dumped a bottle of BBQ sauce on the floor (oh yeah, he can open the fridge by himself now), poured a yogurt smoothie on my yoga mat which he also spread out on the floor.... Thank you God for having us buy a house with hard wood floors.
It's not even noon yet.

Please tell me this phase will pass soon. Please.