Hey, I'm just keepin' it real, people. I get a lot of comments and emails about how my life looks perfect many times and it's not.
Today he flooded the upstairs toilet. It was so much water it ran down the stairs, down through the first floor, and all the way into the basement. Yeah. Bad.
Then as I was frantically cleaning that he dumped a can of lemonade on the floor in the dining room. Sticky mess. Bad.
As I was mopping up the sticky mess he stripped off all his clothes, including his diaper, then went and pooped on the front porch. Bad.
The child is just bad.
I had a good cry (bawling, snotty, the works), telling God that I really can't do this. I think He thinks differently though.
Then I made a big iced coffee and went out and bought the new Mary EngelBreit Home Companion magazine. Ahhhh, peace finally.
My life is not perfect people. That Baby is bad.
7 comments:
OH Shamie, Shamie Baby!
Coffee and magazine - great idea to calm the nerves!
Oh MY!! Go enjoy the peace and quiet! I honestly think God Made kids so cute so they would survive childhood!
I'm new to this bloging world and I cam across your today :o) Stop on by mine if you get a chance. I'm a jewelry designer too, and I'm having a give away!
Canela
Um, not bad exactly...just...mischievious?
Bless your snotty nosed crying heart. They grow out of these stages... and then turn into teenagers. Here, have another tissue.
Jen
Hang in there!
Hi, Beki - you have been awarded the Arte y Pico Award - come and visit me!
oh my....i have SOOO been in your shoes!!! I have made more than one frantice phone call in an effort to save my sanity!
BTW: I love seeing H---I dont know if mommy would like to see her name on the net---on your site! Pretty girl with the flower in her hair (your girlie is a cutie too)....her mommy is my bff! Only, she's there, and I'm in texas! argh!
Oooh - I have a bad baby, too! And I pray similiar prayers all the time.
This brings back memories... the kind that I would rather forget. :-D
S.
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